UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RebozCreep
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You call Reboz a creep. He looks you dead in the eye and says with a completely straight face:
"Yeah, I know. And I don't give a fuck."
"You know, I could make YOU into a creep. Even more of one than you already are. With my magic, I could make you jack off to pigs getting slaughtered with a chainsaw, and I could make you tell strangers about it. I could make you wanna lurk naked in an elementary school girls' bathroom. Wait, what, you already wanna do that?"
Reboz falls over and belches ball lightning at you.
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