UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/JustSurpriseBorrowing

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You stutter a bit: "H-hey, um dude, I, I just wanted to... uh... surprise-borrow your vehicle. This isn't theft. Heh-heh."
"HOW GULLIBLE DO YOU THINK I AM, MOTHERFUCKER?"
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The dude pulls an RPG-7 out of literal thin air. When he fires it, the entire Subaru explodes.


𝔹𝕆𝕆𝕄.

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