UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ToHoonah

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960px-Parque_Eagle_River%2C_Anchorage%2C_Alaska%2C_Estados_Unidos%2C_2017-09-01%2C_DD_02.jpgOtter_man.pngYou head towards Hoonah! You are quickly approached by... the Otterman, a freaky, old nasty-looking bastard.

The Otterman surprisingly doesn't charge at you. He can speak a little English, and it seems that he would rather negotiate than fight.

"Me Kushtaka. Me want do bang bang with Sasquatch.", says the Otterman.

You'd better be gentle with such a horrific being.

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(Image from the Dwarf Fortress Wiki, which got the image from Monstrum Athenaeum.)