UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OttermanRun
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You run from the Otterman.
He keeps up, jumps in front of you, and roars loudly, freaking the living shit out of you. He then yells:
"YOU IS FILTHY CASUAL! YOU NEED GET GOOD! IF YOU RUN, YOU NO GET GOOD AT SURVIVE IN ALASKA! BEAR CAN OUTRUN YOU, SO CAN WOLF AND MOOSE. EVEN MOSQUITO CAN OUTRUN YOU. YOU MUST FIGHT, ALTHOUGH ME JUST WANT GIVE YOU PRACTICE! ME ONLY WANT EAT YOU IF YOU REALLY ANNOYING."
You may:
- Face otter destruction
- Fight the Otterman
- Ask the Otterman about how to get to Hoonah
- Wave goodbye to the Otterman
(Image from the Dwarf Fortress Wiki, which got the image from Monstrum Athenaeum.)