UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CyaOtter
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You wave goodbye to the Otterman. He glares back, looking strangely angry. How could a mere farewell get on his nerves like that?
"THAT IS NOT HOW ESCAPE PREDATOR! ME BIG SCARY OTTER DUDE! ME CAN KILL YOU IF ME WANT, YOU SHOW ALL SIGNS OF BEING BIG N00B!!! ME PWNZ YOU!
This Otterman, apparently friendlier than most Ottermen, will still murder you if he really thinks that you deserve to be slaughtered. Deeming you a "big n00b", he jumps over and bites your left hand off to show you that he is serious when it comes to pwnage.
Then he turns into a giant sawblade and slices you neatly in half down the middle.
ℙ𝕎ℕ𝔼𝔻!
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(Image from the Dwarf Fortress Wiki, which got the image from Monstrum Athenaeum.)