UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OttermanJoin

You try to join the Otterman. While he is very capable of turning you into another Otterman, he decides not to, because he doesn't believe you'd make a very good Otterman, given your poor smell, lack of proper survival skills and inability to attract anyone else to be a potential Otterman.

Sometimes, sucking at life has its benefits.

You may:

• Face otter destruction
• Ask the Otterman about how to get to Hoonah
• Wave goodbye to the Otterman

(Image from the Dwarf Fortress Wiki, which got the image from Monstrum Athenaeum.)