UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ShastaIsALongWay

He's fallen far from his glory days… not being lord of Moccasinia anymore.

You've been walking for a couple of hours, and Mount Shasta is still out of sight. It's gonna be a long way. You reach a town called Shasta Lake, but there is no sign of a lake nearby. You do, however, encounter Jacques Noir, who is on the run from the Moccasinian police. He's going under the codename of "Lake".

Well, "Lake" wants to fight! He looks rather scrawny and malnourished, however, so he should be fairly easy.

You may:

• Moccasin him in the moccaface
• Tell him about the war between Goatse and Lesbianland to distract him
• Dodge his next attack