UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Moccaface

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He's fallen far from his glory days… not being lord of Moccasinia anymore.

Unfortunately, "Lake" knows just about everything about moccasins, including how to handle a sharp blow to the face with one.

He uses his moccasin powers to reflect the kinetic energy of your blow, sending you flying a hundred yards through the air. You faceplant on the ground after about a minute of flying.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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