UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MHSSearch

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For some reason, as soon as you began to search around Hoonah for ferries to sneak onto, the whole town became eerily silent. There were no cars on the roads, not even parked ones. Not one voice could be heard in the distance. The boats seemingly disappeared from the harbor. Are you witnessing the death of a town? Do ghost towns just randomly form?

But fortunately, after about thirty minutes of searching, you notice a man in a chicken suit out in the distance. He looks like a fucking psychopath.

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