UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ChickenManRun

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Mmm... you were the best snack I've had in weeks.
You get the fuck away from that creepy guy in the weird chicken suit. He stares at you strangely as you run from him. "Definitely the face of a murderer," you think to yourself. In fact, you'd probably be safer in the woods than in Hoonah itself at this point. So you take shelter in a dark, secluded spot in the forests of Chichagof Island.

But you might have misjudged the danger levels of the forest. But that's not all that unfortunate- look on the bright side: you became someone's delicious dinner!


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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