UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Kalevala

Unfortunately, Väinämöinen, that cranky old bard with a suicidal fish for a would-be wife, left us a long time ago.

Louhi, queen of Pohjola, the evil empire that lies to the north of old Väiny McVäinface's homeland, still endures. Despite any similarities that the two may have, she is completely unrelated to Luna.

You may:

• Seek after the Sampo, which is capable of producing flour and gold out of thin air
• Talk to the drunk Finnish dudes
• Give up on this nonsense rambling
• Play "Finland Adventure" instead