UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FuckThisPlace

You flap your newly-grown wings in desperation, while the wind fights back. It simply will not let you come back to B.C. using wings. You have no hope but to suffer through the PERKELEEN land of modern ASB2WAAT.

You may:

• Seek after the Sampo, which is capable of producing flour and gold out of thin air
• Talk to the drunk Finnish dudes
• Play "Finland Adventure" instead