UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TalkToFinnishDudes

How the mighty Finn has fallen.

You attempt to talk to the drunken, half-asleep guys, but there are several fairly-obvious problems with trying to do this:

1. There's broken, leaking vodka bottles all over the floor.
2. Your knowledge of Finnish is poor.
3. Even if any of these guys speak English, they'd likely speak it in a slobbering of Rallienglanti- a peculiar dialect which they share with half-asleep rally drivers.
4. Even if you could understand more Finnish words than "SYÖ PASKAS", "SUOMI MAINITTU" and "PERKELE", they'd still be too drunk and asleep to even speak, let alone hold a conversation.

You may:

• Drink what's left of their vodka
• Call upon Väinämöinen using the sacred word of "PERKELE!"
• Become ⍼