UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/InspectPohjolaShack

You inspect every single nook and cranny of the shack... even the stinky, rotting parts that are infested with bugs and worms. Yuck! Not a single oddity in- Developers!

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.

YES!

ZOMG IT'S STEVE BALLMER!!!1!11!uno!!

You may:

• Confess to Steve Ballmer that you're not a developer
• Claim that you are "the key to .net, the key to industry transformation, and the key to success"
• Attempt to wake up from the dream
• Flee from Steve Ballmer