UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/WakeUpFromDream

Developers!

You start to yell "THIS IS A DREAM, I'VE GOTTA WAKE UP! WAKE UP, JOHN! WAKE UP! I AM STILL IN BRITISH COLUMBIA AND I DON'T HAVE WINGS! I AM NOT IN A SHACK AND STEVE BALLMER IS NOT IN THIS ROOM!"

Meanwhile, Steve Ballmer stares at you like you're some sort of schizophrenic.

You decide to whack yourself in the back of the head, and you actually feel it.

You're not in a dream. This is real.

Holy shit.

You may:

• Confess to Steve Ballmer that you're not a developer
• Claim that you are "the key to .net, the key to industry transformation, and the key to success"
• Flee from Steve Ballmer