UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Developer

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Developers!
You claim that you are "the key to .net, the key to industry transformation, and the key to success." Steve Ballmer takes one good look at you and realizes that what you just said was a heap of bullshit.

"YOU ARE NOT DEVELOPERS! I WANT DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!! DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!"

He then chokes you by shoving a Windows Phone up your throat.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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