UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Saanich

ℂℍ𝔼ℂ𝕂ℙ𝕆𝕀ℕ𝕋 IS YOU!!
Your save code is 205816.

After that unnecessarily long "fight" you had with Chuck Norris, you now find yourself in Saanich, British Columbia. Now begins your sojourn in Canada! Congratulations!

Your hands are still dirty from climbing that ladder, and there's a big sign that says "WARNING!" and some other stuff you can't make out a little further away.

You may:

• Clean your hands in the nearby river
• Read the sign
• Do neither of those things
• Swim back to the US
• Turn into Wario