UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ReadSign

You read the warning sign. It says:

WARNING! This area has been contaminated by the British Columbia Enviromental Protection Agency due to it being infested with multiple dangerous creatures.

Examples include:
 • Grues
 • Olulas
 • Sonic the Hedgehog characters
 • The Québécois
 • Pregnant men

Proceed with caution.

Well, that was certainly a mouthful.

What will you do now?

• Ram a brick wall with your head
• Swim back to America
• Enter the annual "Saanich Marathon"
• Open a mystery box
• Try to speak French