UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Marathon

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You enter the Saanich Marathon. You're not a particularly fast runner, but you hope that you can at least win something.

Then you look at the other runners and realize how screwed you are. Not only is the marathon guy, Pheidippides, there, but you're also competing against Sonic the Hedgehog and a bunch of grues.

You get outpaced immediately and eaten by grues. Sonic finishes the race in about four minutes, you in infinite.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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