UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NotADeveloper

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Developers!
You confess to Steve Ballmer that you're not a developer. He leaves the shack in disappointment, by crawling out through the window. As it turned out, Pohjola was truly the wrong place to look for developers. You remain in the cold cabin: while it is warmer than outside, moisture is freezing up all over your face, and your fingers and toes are beginning to hurt excruciatingly.

For fuck's sake, why did it have to be frostbite?

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