UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FrostbiteLeave

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Your hands
Why the hell did you go outside in the well-below-freezing, windy-ass darkness?! You were developing some serious frostbite, come on.

Perhaps Louhi shall make your corpse into some sort of ice zombie, but that is rather unlikely.

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Music you can listen to... (file info)
...after you're dead.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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This might as well have been a "KYS" page, but we were feeling a little less devilish than usual today.

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