UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Ferrytalk
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You talk to a few guys onboard. They tell you about their poor experiences in Angoon. You also tell those guys about your strange adventures.
“That place is a fucking shithole, dude. I only am taking a ferry there so I can burn it all to the ground.”
– Your friendly Alaskan arsonist
“I mean, it's nearly devoid of life, aside from crackheads. Anyone there is probably going to leave in the next 20 years, just like Hoonah.”
– A man who looks like he does crack himself
“See, Angoon is my swamp, metaphorically, at least. Barely any intruders, as the tourists all head for Ketchikan.”
– Some dude who legitimately looks like Shrek
“And I... I fought a giant robot with lasers and things, and human-bird-opossum hybrids came raining out of the sky, and shit...”
– You
“Quit it with the bullshit, we all know you're just boring...”
– Everyone
You may:
- Show the guys your amazing moccasin powers
- Jump off the boat to grab a chunk of ice from the water
- Continue hanging out with these guys
