UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Ferrytalk

In case you forgot, you look like this.

You talk to a few guys onboard. They tell you about their poor experiences in Angoon. You also tell those guys about your strange adventures.

“That place is a fucking shithole, dude. I only am taking a ferry there so I can burn it all to the ground.”

~ Your friendly Alaskan arsonist

“I mean, it's nearly devoid of life, aside from crackheads. Anyone there is probably going to leave in the next 20 years, just like Hoonah.”

~ A man who looks like he does crack himself

“See, Angoon is my swamp, metaphorically, at least. Barely any intruders, as the tourists all head for Ketchikan.”

~ Some dude who legitimately looks like Shrek

“And I... I fought a giant robot with lasers and things, and human-bird-opossum hybrids came raining out of the sky, and shit...”

~ You

“Quit it with the bullshit, we all know you're just boring...”

~ Everyone

You may:

• Show the guys your amazing moccasin powers
• Jump off the boat to grab a chunk of ice from the water
• Continue hanging out with these guys