UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Continuehanging

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You continue to wait around on the deck with the other guys. Suddenly, man dressed as a police officer (despite being clearly untrained) fires a shot into the sky, causing everyone except the big, burly guy about twenty feet to your left to run for their lives. He yells in a loud, impedimented voice:

YEWA UNDER AWETHT! GIT DOWN O' I SHOOT, FUCKER!!!

You're pretty confused, but you get down on the ground anyway. You can't help but mock the "officer"'s voice, though. You mutter:

UUUUUUW! I'M DA BIG SCAWY COP, RESHPECT MAH AUTHORITAH OR ELTH, HURR DURR!!!

The fake cop's face turns red and sweaty. He shoots you in the head without any hesitation.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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