UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ShowOffMoccasinPowers

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You attempt to show your moccasin powers off to everyone on your corner of the ferry's deck. You thought everyone would be amazed, but due to the anti-magic EMP generators installed all over the ferry, you are unable to perform any of your goofy moccasin magic tricks.

Suddenly, everyone on the ferry begins chanting in unison:

FRAUD, FRAUD, FRAUD!! CRAZY-ASS FRAUD!!

FRAUD, FRAUD, FRAUD!! CRAZY-ASS FRAUD!!

FRAUD, FRAUD, FRAUD!! CRAZY-ASS FRAUD!!

DID ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS GUY?

Several people silently nod before running off to avoid being made fun of by their wiser fellows. A couple of guys even jump off the side of the ferry due to sheer humiliation. You decide to join them, because to show that you're an true hero.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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