UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/IceGrab

Basic self-defense ice.

You jump off the ferry and grab a small, flat iceberg from the water. It will make a good shield from attackers, and possibly even a decent lifeboat. That is, until it inevitably melts. It's suspiciously light, but hopefully it isn't hollow.

You've got a serious problem though: How the fuck are you going to get back on the ferry? Angoon is still a decent distance away...

You may:

• Abandon the ferry entirely and ride a larger iceberg
• Try to climb back onto the ferry
• Pretend to be drowning and hope that someone will toss you a lifesaver