UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FakeJohnStab

You pull out a knife and try to stab your impersonator. He yells out, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" and runs for his life. You are unable to stab him.

However, he soon creeps back up onto the "battlefield" that is the grassy hills of Tehachapi.

You may:

• Say "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"
• Say "This is where the fun begins."
• Tell your impostor the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
• Say, "It's treason, then."
• I am sick of the Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith quotes.