UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Plagueis

You clear your throat as the impostor John stares at you in confusion.

"DID you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to influence the Midi-Chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side that…"

Your impostor has already fallen asleep. You consider that a victory. You head off towards Bakersfield… just don't do anything really stupid.

You may:

• Continue towards Bakersfield