UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Treason!

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You tell your impersonator that "it's treason."

Well, treason. Who the heck is he betraying? You, perhaps? Well you don't even know him, and vice versa (presumably). Your impersonator has no reason to give a crap about treason. Hey, that rhymes.

I'D BE BETRAYING MY MORAL CODE, IF I HAD ONE!!!

He then stabs you 37 times in the chest and eats your hands.

CAAAARL!!!