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 Ketchikan Score: This is real life! There is no score! Moves: No, Ketchikan does not appear to move.


> >examine Ketchikan
The Ketchikan stinks of fish oil and is surrounded by fog. Nearby is a giant cruise ship full of drunk tourists who won't stop rambling about penguins and igloos.

You can hear the angry mob fighting the Aracuans far behind you. The shrieks and cries of battle drive you even more nuts than you already were.

You may:

  1. Proceed towards the center of Ketchikan
  2. Proceed towards the center of Ketchikan with SAVINGS!
  3. Beg a homeless shelter to take you in

What is your choice? _