UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ToThePromisedLand

Onward march towards the promised land, it's so damn close that it isn't funn-

Nothing, not even a rodent, could be prepared for the extreme blizzard that came out of nowhere. For an authentic virtual reality experience, please climb into your freezer IRL (completely naked) and stay there for 30 minutes. As usual, don't forget what state you're in. It's so cold that progress on this game has frozen.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit