UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/DeerChillax

Oh deer!

You chill out with the deer for a bit, and have a surprisingly good time doing so. You tell him about all your strange stories, until the deer starts to remember who you are. The deer then speaks:

"Wait, aren't you the guy from Ojai again? I think I'm gonna get PTSD. Whenever I see you, that means nothing but trouble."

Well, uhh… sorry, I guess...

"Well, just to be sure, Luna hasn't returned, right?"

I- I don't think so...

"I don't know how to say this politely, so… for someone who defeated one of the most evil sorceresses ever to live, you are kind of… a… a dick."

"I am aware of that. You've got to… embrace dickery to survive a long journey."

The pissed-off Squaw Deer kicks you out of his house after remembering how much of an asshole you can be, despite having become one himself.

You may:

• Look for the legendary penis-like "gooey ducks"
• Head off to see a bunch of OPOSSUMS instead.
• Go back to Tacoma