UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PugetPossums
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You go to see a few OPOSSUMs at their hollowed-out tree on the shore.
Well, these don't seem to be the friendliest bunch of OPOSSUMs you've ever seen, and you struggle to talk to them because they have no understanding of English (or Spanish, or Moccasinian for that matter.) They all speak the native OPOSSUM language (AAAAAAAAA!), which you don't understand, but one understands a bit of Moccasinian.
OPOSSUM #1: AAAAAA A AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAA!!
OPOSSUM #3: He say he is wantings of kill himself.
OPOSSUM #2: AAAAAA A AAAAAA AAAAAA… AA!!
OPOSSUM #3: He say he is wantings of kill… YOU.
You try to run from the second OPOSSUM, but he runs after you and mauls you to death, while OPOSSUM #3 watches in horror.
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