UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Gooey Duck

It squirts… it extends… it's way too fucking big for you to handle…

You find a "gooey duck" after hours of searching the beach and digging holes. Well, it really does like a big fat penis. It's a little gooey, but it's definitely not a duck. If you were a little gayer, you might have started sucking on it. Now you're really tired from all that digging.

Well, maybe you can eat the "gooey duck" later. I mean, it's not a real penis, it's just a big clam, after all…

You may:

• Go back to Tacoma
• Talk to a few OPOSSUMS that live in a hollow tree
• Visit the Squaw Deer's vacation home