UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Use the vent

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Ha ha! Use the vent! Like in Among Us! Hoo hoo! It's such a funny reference! Hey, while you're at it why don't you wear astronaut clohing covered in red taint? And you could also kill some people with a secret mouth you hide inside the stomach! Hee hee! And then someone will notice you, and will push a big red button, and will yell "red sus! red sus!"! He he! And everyone will vote for you and you will be ejected out from the rocket and you will die in the cold space! Ah ah!

Ooh boy, I sure love the videogame Among Us! It has to be my favourite piece of media ever, after Skibidi Toilet and The Amazing Digital Circus! I love when I log onto social media and all I can find are memes about Among Us! I love when I'm about to throw a piece of paper and the trash bin makes me remember of Among Us! I love when I'm going through the vents and then I suddenly remember of Among Us!

Among us! Among us! Hahahahaaha-

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Sorry for that. I'm not sure what has happened with the other narrator. It seems he caught a severe case of amogus, so I had to put him out of his misery. Well, were we... The vent... Like in Amon- Whoops, I almost said the forbidden word...

So yeah, basically; you tried using the vent, but it turns out there was a giant fan at the end of the vent, and the fan swept you inside its vanes and cut you into little pieces, dying in a very violent way. Eww, that's really gory. At least it wasn't an Among Us reference.

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That's what you get for being sus!

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