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Uncyclopedia is the truth[1]. Therefore, everything in Uncyclopedia is true[O RLY?]. If something in Uncyclopedia is not true[O RLY?], then it must be corrected so that it is true[O RLY?]. However, this will never be necessary because everything in Uncyclopedia is true[O RLY?].

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We live in the Pax Uncyclopædia[O RLY?]: Uncyclopedia is filled with informative content of indubitable veracity[O RLY?]. This unmatched accuracy was a product of a most ingenious technique[O RLY?]. The Founding Fathers of Uncyclopedia foresaw that people would despise authority--that they will do whatever they were told not to do.[O RLY?] So, the Founders, in their infinite wisdom, used reverse psychology[2] They asked for the world to write nonsense or humor and received Pure Knowledge instead.[Never Heard About It]

Independent studies confirm that Uncyclopedia content has on average -400 errors per 1000 sentences.[Probably true!] Recently it has also been found that The Onion provided false information about how much false information they provide, so this graph is out of date. [3]

Repentance of Heretics[O RLY?]

Some unusual seating arrangements were made for the visitors to the Palace of Knowledge.[O RLY?]

Some have questioned the factual accuracy of Uncyclopedia.[peace and prayers be upon it] In September 2000, they were invited to a friendly debate with the Lord High Inquisitor in the Palace of Knowledge[O RLY?], a medieval torture chamber purchased by the Uncyclomedia Foundation and converted into a luxurious dining hall, complete with amenities such as warmed chairs and electrical stimulation devices for the resuscitation of those who have fainted (physically or metaphorically)[O RLY?]. After several days, during which screams of joy (at realizing the truth) were heard from the Palace, the truth-deniers repented[4].

Scientific Research[Never Heard About It]

Many studies have been done to prove the accuracy of Uncyclopedia[O RLY?]. According to the prestigious pee-reviewed journal Phallological Transactions of the Society for Marine Astronomy, Uncyclopedia contains up to 23.8% fewer errors than the Iraqi Ministry of Information[5] The Uncyclomedia Foundation also performed its own objective study, which found that 103.8532%[O RLY?] of the information in Uncyclopedia was "250% true." [6] Chuck Norris read this article for scientific research, and concluded it was over 9000% true, which then promptly caused him to time-travel five hundred years into the past.[O RLY?][Never Heard About It][Chuck Norris can't lie][suspicious quotes]

Cite Your Sources or Die[O RLY?][citation still needed][O RLY?]

Accuracy will save your life[O RLY?][O RLY?].[O RLY?]

To ensure superior credibility[O RLY?], (if you can be bothered to do so) all sources must be cited[O RLY?]. (Write {{cn}} at the end of every sentence that doesn't have a [O RLY?]citation[O RLY?]; It will show that what was being said is really a big fat greek lie[O RLY?].[big fat greek lie]) All articles that do not have proper citations will be instantly deleted[Never Heard About It] and its authors will be devoured by those scary rainbow things that I keep on seeing everywhere.[O RLY?][7]

You must use MLA format for some citations[Never Heard About It]. Unfortunately, for some mysterious reason that we cannot even begin to understand, the Modern Language Association has failed to create[O RLY?] a format for some obviously reliable sources[O RLY?]. For those, use these Uncyclopedia guidelines[guidelines don't exist yet unless you know how to scroll down].

Controlled Substances[O RLY?]

  • Hallucinogens should be cited with the following format:
    • Name of Drug(s). Dose. Last Name of Drug Dealer[O RLY?], First Name of Drug Dealer[O RLY?]. City Taken In, Year[O RLY?].
    • LSD. 200 µg. Guy, Some. Los Angeles, 2002.[O RLY?]

Electronic Sources

  • SPAM emails:
    • Last Name of Sender, [O RLY?]First Name of Sender. "Title of Email." Email Address of Sender. Date Received.
    • Wilde, Oscar.[O RLY?] "I am the truth"[O RLY?] minluv@newspeak.oca 25 December 2005.

Interesting People Whom You Meet[O RLY?]

For the protection of the privacy of the valuable experts who serve the greater good of our society, Uncyclopedia does not require that you provide the name of your sources[Never Heard About It]. You can just give a description of them[I think he had two arms and a nose].

  • One Person:[O RLY?]
    • Description of Person. Year.
    • That Guy Who Was Passed Out and Smelled of Vodka. 1998.[O RLY?]
    • That Person the Martians Want to Get. 2002.[O RLY?]
  • One person being channeled through another person through the nether realm or the Netherlands or whatever...:
    • Last Name of Channeler, First Name. Name of Person Channeled. Means of Channeling. Year.
    • Frenya, Skeezo. Chief Jaguar-on-Crack of the Ancient Toltecs. Yahoo Messenger (Occult Edition). 1998.

When Should I Cite Sources?

A good rule of thumb to follow is to always cite sources when you have a sentence with the letter "e" in it[Never Heard About It][8]. This rule will always work, unless you have a sentence without the letter "e."{{cn[O RLY?]}} If that happens, just cite the source[O RLY?].

For example, let's say that you were adding content to the article You:

"You have a small penis [1].[O RLY?] 'You' has 3 letters [2].[O RLY?] An ant is absurd [3].[O RLY?] The last sentence did not have an 'e' in it [O RLY?].

References[O RLY?][O RLY?]

  • [1] Spears, Britney. "EW! YOUR PENIS IS TOO SMALL-TRY OUR PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS." [O RLY?]Spamalot@fakedomain.tk. 25 December 2005.
  • [2]'you' The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. p. 205.[O RLY?]
  • [3] Anonymous. The Anti-Insect Manifesto. London: Elite Press, 1337.[O RLY?]
If[O RLY?] you[O RLY?] frequently find yourself conversing with giant cats who terrorize cities, you can use the cat's wisdom to improve the accuracy of our encyclopedia,[Never Heard About It] but only if you cite your sources[Of course you can't!].

Miscellaneous Sources[O RLY?][O RLY?][O RLY?]

  • Demonic Possession:
    • Name or Description of Demon. Date of Possession.
    • Ethereal Dinosaur with Multiple Horns. 5 May 1999.
  • Them. We at Uncyclopedia understand what you mean by Them[O RLY?]. We hear their howls too [O RLY?]. Just use this format:
    • Them. Date.
  • Animals. Only fools don't realize that they can talk.
    • Species of Animal. 'Title of Communication.' Date[O RLY?].
    • Loch Ness Monster. 'Beware of geese.' 1873.
  • The Voices in Your Head can make valuable contributions to our encyclopedia[9]
    • The Voices in My Head. Location. Date.[O RLY?]

Higher Standards©[O RLY?]

The [O RLY?] next[O RLY?]goal[O RLY?] for[O RLY?] Uncyclopedia[O RLY?] is[O RLY?] to [O RLY?]attain[O RLY?] 800% [O RLY?]truth [O RLY?]-1200% [O RLY?]fiction[Never Heard About It]. In [O RLY?]order[O RLY?] to[O RLY?] achieve[O RLY?] this[O RLY?] goal[O RLY?] by [citation [] needed]2022,[O RLY?] every[O RLY?][10] word[O RLY?][11] in[12] Uncyclopedia[O RLY?][O RLY?][O RLY?][O RLY?][O RLY?] should[13] be[14] cited[15]. By 2025, e[16]v[16]e[16]r[16]y[16] l[16]e[16]t[16]t[16]e[16]r[16] w[16]i[16]l[16]l[16] b[16]e[16] c[16]i[16]t[16]e[16]d[16][17]. This[O RLY?] will[O RLY?] help[O RLY?] us[O RLY?] achieve [O RLY?]2600% accuracy [O RLY?]. B[16]y[16] [16]2[16]0[16]3[16]0[16],[16] [16]e[16]v[16]e[16]n[16] [16]s[16]p[16]a[16]c[16]e[16]s[16] [16]w[16]i[16]l[16]l[16] [16]b[16]e[16] [16]c[16]i[16]t[16]e[16]d[16].[16] [O RLY?]

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  1. ↑ "Uncyclopedia:Accuracy." {No it's not}Uncyclopedia, the Content-Free Encyclopedia. Candyland: Uncyclomedia Foundation, 2007. 2 January, 2007. <http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Accuracy>.[citation needed]
  2. ↑ Conversation with my friend who thinks that straightjackets are fashionable. 1996.
  3. ↑ Al-Sahhaf, M. S. et al. (2007). Comparative analysis of accuracy and error correction in reference materials. Phallollogical Transactions of the Society for Marine Astronomy. 2(34): 897-923.
  4. ↑ "Conference on Accuracy with Inquisition Yields Surprising Results" (2006). Unnews.
  5. ↑ Baghdad, Bob (5 June 2001). "Statistical Analysis of Uncyclopedic Accuracy."[citation needed] Phallological Transactions of the Society for Marine Astronomy. Oxford: Oxford Dairy Farms Press, 1999.
  6. ↑ "Official Report." Uncyclopedic Committee on Factual Accuracy. Candyland: Uncyclomedia Foundation, 2000.
  7. ↑ Shrooms (Psilocybin). 40 g. Homie, My. New York, 2006.
  8. ↑ "Official Manual on Style."[citation needed] Uncyclopedic Committee on Factual Accuracy.[citation needed] Candyland: Uncyclomedia Foundation, 2000.
  9. ↑ The Voices in My Head. A Portable Toilet. 1992.
  10. ↑ "every." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. p. 205
  11. ↑ "word." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. p. 1112
  12. ↑ "in." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. p. 452
  13. ↑ "should." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. p. 812
  14. ↑ "be." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. p. 210
  15. ↑ "cite." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. p. 303
  16. ↑ 16.00 16.01 16.02 16.03 16.04 16.05 16.06 16.07 16.08 16.09 16.10 16.11 16.12 16.13 16.14 16.15 16.16 16.17 16.18 16.19 16.20 16.21 16.22 16.23 16.24 16.25 16.26 16.27 16.28 16.29 16.30 16.31 16.32 16.33 16.34 16.35 16.36 16.37 16.38 16.39 16.40 16.41 16.42 16.43 16.44 16.45 16.46 16.47 16.48 16.49 16.50 16.51 16.52 16.53 16.54 16.55 16.56 Dover, Ben. The Alphabet Book. New York: Idiot's Children Press, 2000.[Clitoris Needed]
  17. ↑ "Yet Another Official Report".[citation needed] Uncyclopedic Committee on Factual Accuracy. Candyland: Uncyclomedia Foundation, 2000.
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