The Twister Zone
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The Twister Zone is part of a dangerous social experiment run by an anonymous North Korean organization (using "Algida" as an alias). The social experiment started during 2006 when this "Algida" forcefully exiled Robert Keenan, a 10-year-old child into the Twister Zone through granting him a seemingly innocuous Twister ice-cream, which, upon ingestion, caused some arcane, psychedelic sort of whirlwind (known by Czech nuclear physicists as the "TORNÁDO") to engulf Keenan whole and ultimately send him to the Twister Zone, a fruit-filled, exotic, malodorous otherworld of aurally excessive intensity. In such otherworld, Keenan was furnished by the Twisterian divinities with the incredibly arduous task of collecting numerous ice-creams, whilst dodging numerous lethal obstacles. Given the task's practical impossibility, it proved easy for taskers to fortuitously bite the dust, which in due course would turn out to be Keenan's fate. Given that Keenan was unattended during the time of the incident, his parents and the law enforcement agency simply passed the incident off as a runaway.
The Twister Zone went unheard of by the general public for about twelve years until around 2018, when Swedish influencer, Vargskeletor Joel, subsequent to receiving an email from anonymous Internets user "fuckyoujoel" (presumed an affiliate of the aforementioned "Algida") with the file "Autorun.exe" attached within such email[1], also ended up hauled into the Twister Zone's orbit. Upon entry, it, too, didn't take long for Joel's to subsistence to say "KONEC HRY", having undergone the Twisterian divinities' foresaid task. Concern was raised by many of Joel's admirers, and from here did the incident seize the attention of the FBI. Embellished with specialized armor and suitably-designed contact devices, FBI agents would take it upon themselves to investigate the case. Later results found by the FBI confirmed the existence of mutant poison strawberries (assumed to be the cause of the death of Keenan, Joel, and in fact many others, manifested by the additional discovery of a considerable quantity of corpses present) in the Twister Zone.
A North Korean Organization | |
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Company Info | |
Owner | North Korean Government |
Headquarters | {REDACTED} |
Organization Type | Government-owned Organization |
Industry | Criminal Organization (True Industry) Ice Cream Factory (Disguise) |
Leader | Kim Jong-Un [preceded by Kim Jong-il, may be succeeded by Will Smith Fish] |
Known For | Twister_(Ice-Cream) |
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Algida[edit | edit source]
Algida is the alias of an anonymous North Korean crime organization known for running The Twister Zone, it is ran by psychists, scientists and their leader Kim-Jong Un (and previously Kim Jong-il; will soon be replaced with Will Smith Fish). it was founded in 1999 to create an ice cream dimension to trap people in, with it being finished in 2006 as The Twister Zone.
Environment[edit | edit source]
The Twister Zone contains an environment that has a bunch of fruit with the aforementioned strawberries and a stream of water that smells like fruit ice cream for some reason. Scientists confirmed that the Twister Zone used to smell like fruit ice cream before the death of those who entered the Twister Zone)
with the only living creatures being those strawberries. The Twister Zone includes an ocean of now-poisoned pineapples with snowy grounds and candy buildings.
Guide to Entering and Surviving the Twister Zone (DO AT YOUR OWN RISK)[edit | edit source]
Twister Zone Entry[edit | edit source]
To Enter the Twister Zone, you must either download Autorun.exe or find a Twister ice-cream inside your local grocery. The Twister Ice-creams are sold by Algida (which is a North Korean disguise corporation) which means that The Twister Ice-creams may include tons of viruses and bacteria, and it may cause Cancer, Diarrhea, Lung Cancer, Influenza, among oother causes, and once you lick the Twister Ice Cream, a TORNÁDO will pop up out of nowhere and will crush your house and capture your family and your neighbors. Same thing may happen when opening Autorun.exe, with your computer blue-screening and stuff. To navigate The Twister Zone, make sure you have the following equipment and make sure you don't die.
Twister Zone Survival[edit | edit source]
Navigating inside The Twister Zone may require Anti-Poison masks due to the smell that The Twister Zone provides. And it may require some metal armor due to the durability of the candy buildings and Snow Boots due to how cold the Twister Zone is. and there is no map either and GPS wouldn't work here, so you have to memorize your path inside the Twister Zone or you may get lost there, and well, die
Film Adaptation[edit | edit source]
Around 2019 or so, DreamWorks announced that they would make a film adaptation of the Twister incident with a release date on the year 2021, and after that year passed, it was delayed to 2024, with the production team being busy on producing the movie.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ https://youtu.be/4ti3rxut3I0?t=21 - Vinesauce, Joel Enters The Twister Zone then Dies. - YouTube