That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London
Dude, that fucking history book was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I, James Ussher, was
And these fucking genealogical passages
So I pulled out my
pen and added & harmonized the shit out of the thing, and I wind up writing the history of the world. WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
But seriously, I accidentally miscalculated the creation date of the universe to September 20th, 4004 b.c.