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Warning: Studies have shown that this article is very scary, and may cause
cancer,
emphysema,
ADHD,
astigmatism,
cataracts,
glaucoma,
peripheral vision,
Manic Depressive Disorder,
Chronic Asthma,
RLS,
Obesity,
Tourettes Syndrome,
alzheimers exploding dog syndrome,
Atrophy,
MS,
DCS(the bends),
Vertigo,
Hemmorages,
Lou Gehrig's disease,
IEED, the heads of young
children to
asplode or bald men who are over 50 to
lactate much more than usual, then
implode, your
genitals will remove themselves from your body and run away, then
explode or your
heart will jump out and
attack you, then detonate,
and every other disease know to man (and some to monkeys) .
If that doesn't stop the effect, then climb to the top of
Mount Everest naked. You need some fresh air..
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