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  • ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
  • ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
  • ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
  • ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
  • ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
  • ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
  • ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
  • ... that there is one imposter among us?
  • ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?
  • ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?