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... that the only way to survive a massive nuclear blast is to crouch underneath your desk?
... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone?
... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
... that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really.
... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?

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