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... that the Deep-fried Mars Bar is responsible for the deaths of thousands in Scotland? (Pictured)

... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
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... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
... that in a world where movie trailers are crucial to a film's success... one man will provide his voice in innumerable trailers?
... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?

... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
... that Alexander isn't really that Great?
... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?

... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?

... that you should accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, today!
... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
…that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
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... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)

... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?
... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?

... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)

... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it?
... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?

... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)

... that I'm better than this person in particular?
... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?
... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?

... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
... that sheep shrink when it rains?
... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
... that women get periods, but men get commas?

... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
…that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
... that [Wiki|wiki formatting]] is perfect]? It never malfunctions'!
... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?

... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)

... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poop cock, everyone blows their minds?
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?
... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!
... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?

... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?
... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
... that your fly is unzipped?

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