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  • ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
  • ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
  • ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
  • ...that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it?
  • ... that the The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
  • ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
  • ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
  • ...that my mom's name is also Martha?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?