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  • ... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)
  • ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
  • ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
  • ... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
  • ... the muffin man?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
  • ... that nobody can describe what a simile is like?
  • ... that in 2007 the Department of Homeland Security released a series of informative pamphlets on surviving a terrorist attack?
  • ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
  • ... that Godot isn't coming?
  • ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?