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... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle?
... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?

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