Teenager Constitution

Drafted and laughingly rejected like, totalty passed into the congress by As Def Jekel.

The Teenager Constitution begins with the document that created teenagers across the world, the Teenager Declaration of INDEPENDENCE.

Teenager Declaration of INDEPENDENCE

We hold these truths to be self-evident (duh!), that all teens are created higher (than parents, and teachers, and officers, and the government, and their siblings, and each other, and the 'stupid' neighbours, and that "ignorant" person), that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Better Rights, that among these are Selfishness, Arrogance, and the pursuit of INDEPENDENCE (from parents, and teachers, and officers, and the government). -That to secure these Better Rights, Parents are rebelled against by Teens, deriving their just, ultimate, supreme, unyielding powers from the obvious knowledge that teenagers are always right (greatly opposed to the mothers are always right theory),- Hey.

Articles of the Constitution

Many of the Articals of the Constitution are the same as the Satanic Articals of Constitution but there are some major differences. The most important one would be, of couse, that teenagers are not ran by a single leader such as Santan but many such as Jeffery Star and,Jamie Spears. There is also 134,637 branches of government including Pregnancy pervention, Gay freedom, Gay bashing, OOH SHIT I WAS SO STONED THAT I FUCKED MY FREINDS CAT AND SOMEONE PUT IT ON THE INTERNET, How to masterbate properly, and so on.

Bill of Better Rights

1. Right to Be Right: All teenagers are always right, except ones who have the retard disease in which you are no longer affected by the Teenage Constitution but now under control by Joseph Stalin and will soon be injected by ape sperm to produce a super army of mutated apes in which Stalin will then use you in his brand new traveling circus or prostitution ring.
2. Right to Freedom of Narcotic: This includes prescription anti depressants and large bottles of free cough syrup along with some spam cooking spray.
3. Right to Carry Arms: All teenagers have the right to carry any weapon, which will be used in holding up schools and the committing suicide.
4. Right to Porno: No more need to hide your sticky playboy under your bed anymore - time to jack where everyone can see.
5. Right to raise the Highway Death Toll: Teenagers in a deadly car crash out of city limits now have no need to worry. They are no longer affected by the adult rules and regulations so let drunk teenagers roam the streets and other highly populated areas at ridiculously high speeds....Good riddance to future bad rubbish.

50 points if you hit the mother with the pram!