Talk:Steve Ballmer

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This page is fucking gold. Now if you excuse me, Steve Ballmer has vowed to fucking kill me so I must go! - Risnuff

This definaetly deserves to be Featured. Can I put it up for vote, or does a mod or something have to do it? Zkion 18:31, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nevermind, after some reading I see that I can. And thus have. Zkion 18:34, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)


Woah. Anyone read the actual wikipedia article on this dude? It seems far too uncyclopedia to be true... "Once his vocal cords required surgery after he screamed "Windows, Windows, Windows" continuously at a meeting in Japan in 1991" ...Double U Tee Eff?

-It's unclear if that is entirely accurate (check the talk page). Some claim it was a "cold" that required the surgery, though the screaming couldn't have helped. The rest is heavily verified. --AWF


Should some of them be Fucking Killed(TM)? --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:06, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Too much?[edit]

This article used to be brilliant, but it's started to lose some of the charm it used to have. Going back to the jokes on Fucking Killing people would be nice, as some of the jokes are lame cheap shots that most people won't get. This used to be a tribute to Steve Ballmer's vow to fucking kill Google. Now it's just a mishmash of Fucking Killing, Bill Gates, and various incoherent stuff.

I agree... I've Fucking Kill™ed large parts of it and tried to make it more like an article than a random collection of templates, crappy images, shit and quotes. Choady 15:46, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. That needed badly to be done, and I've been lacking the time/ambition to do it. Nice work. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 15:59, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

I needed a plotline for a brief game...[edit]

Yeah guys. I was working on a game that look like it was drawn by four year olds, and I needed a plotline...

Guess what I did... [1]

Just a thank you for this comic gold which gave my game reason. :P

--Kafeithekeaton 05:04, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

You were a child, not even of age three, when one night, Google came into your home and murdered your parents. Since then, the screams of your tortured parents have driven you to become a head executive of a multi-billion dollar company... where one day, you would Fucking Kill™ Google and have your revenge. -- Macaddct1984 17:43, 25 April 2006 (UTC)


  • Is this subpage supposed to be added to this page ? MadMax 21:35, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
No... it's not funny, not even in an ironic post-modern so-bad-it's-good way. Choady 23:05, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

does taht code compile?

Elbow Pits[edit]

That was hilarious!

Attacked by a Squirrel[edit]

I remember seeing an animated GIF of him being attacked by a squirrel a few years ago, can't remember the details about it (was it a six foot tall one?).