Talk:Rail transport

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  • I think that "Vomiters - class 220/221" should be changed to "Vomiters/Souper Vomiters - class 220/221".
  • The modern trains section doesn't mention the new class 222 Oblivions which made front page headlines when First Late Western tried providing on train power for all its victims with &*%££ laptops/worn out batteries. Unfortunately they forgot to fit the sockets with switches and all the power leaked out in to the carriage causing litter bins to explode.
  • "So for every two seconds, a train came." - Is this a typo?
  • Would it be worth mentioning that lost property offices are a good place to collect your free DVD of secret government data? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cabbagemiester (talk • contribs)

Isnt National Express East Coast now just Simply EAST COAST operated by Government owned DIRECTLY OPERATED RAILWAYS (DOR) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 85.12.99.234 (talk • contribs)

Can I add a picture to the Connex section?[edit source]

Hai. I'm kind of new to uncyclopedia and I'm wondering why I can't add images to a lot of articles. It says there is protection of some sort so I'm only allowed to view source. Can someone give me permission to edit the article? Here is the picture: Connex high speed train.jpg It's supposed to be a representation of how slow connex's trains were. The actual train was a victorian railways V class. Which was actually operated by connex for a period of time. So can I have editing permissions? --Alphaslucas talk 09:35, 29 May 2014 (UTC)

You need to have permission from an admin first by changing your user rights. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 09:54, 29 May 2014 (UTC)
You're a lot of help, MagicBus. Alphaslucas, if you wait four days you will be able to edit the page, so unless you would really really like to do it now, there's no need to change your user rights. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 18:52, 30 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Why would anyone ever not really, really want to edit Uncyclopedia now? JFC 21:47. May 30