Talk:Old people

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Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 10:02, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Rewrite[edit source]

Hi, I've put in some jokes of my own into the article, because I thought it was in need of a rewrite, and there's so much obvious humour out there about old people that's waiting to be tapped. It still needs some sections striking out, and when I get around to it, I'll edit it. --Knucmo2 20:51, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

SICK humor, but historically accurate[edit source]

Old people also hate Nazis, 'cuz the usually racist/homophobe/antisemite Nazis were ageists as well. The German state hospitals in the 1930's had a program to put to death millions of very old, sick, ill, crippled or disabled people. Enthusasia...why can't we too? + 71.102.2.206 11:12, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

You mean euthanasia? That would go against our Christian principles. Christians want us to live long lives full of suffering. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:16, 8 April 2009 (UTC)