Talk:Murder the shit out of

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Maybe another section about different perspectives about what the shit is, and what it is to murder it. Do we mean literally murdering shit? Shit is dead already when it comes out of your ass. Why would anyone murder it? Maybe they just mean flush the shit? Step on it, or perhaps post it through someones letter box? What is shit? By shit do they mean all things, or perhaps something in particular? Perhaps shit has a particular significance and link to murder which makes the phrase more powerful than the more pedestrian murder the crap out of. But what about the conflict which has gone on over the years between murder the fuck out of claiming that actually he is far more of a cunt than murder the shit out of. Ohh.

In addition murder and shit have a long tradition of going together, and I think it's foolish for this article to ignore that tradition. For example, many people shit themselves when killed or die, and some even adorn their killings with feces as decoration. Do we mean simply just killing people until they shit themselves? That sounds unlikely. I mean. Who would have to check if the person had shit themselves yet while you were murdering them? If you are supposed to keep murdering someone until they shit themselves you would have to make regular inspections of the contents of their underpants to know when you would have to stop murdering them. That or take their trousers off before you start. Either way the logistics are ridiculous. JFC 10:48. Jun 2

Knock yourself out. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jun 2 '14 13:39 (UTC)
I will drink whiskey and lie unconscious on the sofa dreaming of your mother. JFC 13:42. Jun 2