Talk:Michigan

cute -- if only Michigan were any of that. How does this contraption designate pages as rubbish? While cute, this page has been totally inaccurate.

I think Oscar Wilde said it best with:

The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

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The only advice I could give you is, "Just play along and you won't get hurt."

As a Canadian Native:

enjoy. TD ^{Complain here} MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 23:36, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Michigan now

This article is now almost 100% true. There's a difference between funny bullshit and just bullshit. The truth is gayer and funnier than bullshit about pro-wrestlers and aliens. We all know what Michigan is really like: here, the Gospel truth can be read without those annoying Wikipedian rules about POV. Go Mishigun (we all know the French can't spell)!

I agree with this. Besides, Michigan is currently the worst in UnEmployment, I'm suprised I work 52 hrs/wk. Anywho, someone may want to add to that. Keep this page a 'rollin.--Roby. A N00b. 00:58, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

pic

We need a pic of a troll pointing to where they live on their hand. Or a pic of the elk-doing-ritual-mating-dance-with-the-deer flag with the white guy blessing the rising sun after scalping a bunch of Indians. I've found all these things, but they arent mine'to post : (

What happened to God's quote?

I thought that quote was funny! 69.246.51.46 01:04, 23 November 2007 (UTC) (actually, I'm User:Roby, I just don't feel like logging in, Happy Turkey Day for you stoopid emrikans!)

Edits from Wild at Heart

from my talk page Spıke ¬  01:44 14-Jan-10

Good editing, keep it up. I followed by my first edit of the day. If you feel ambitious, go to work on the one-line racial stereotypes in Section 7, in favor of paragraph-long stereotypes that actually say something. Also, if you know how to change Section 3 into a real Infobox template, that would be good. Spıke ¬  17:50 3-Dec-09

Too late, did it myself. Spıke ¬  02:43 8-Dec-09

In addition to last night's changes, with which I have no problem, History shows that many paragraphs are changed, in ways I can't see. Are you doing something subtle like changing double-spaces? Tell me and I won't work in the opposite direction. Spıke ¬  12:50 9-Dec-09

Yeah, it must be registering my removal of double-spaces. Wild at Heart 01:59, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the reply. I think you're wasting time with the removal, as I don't think it affects the way the page is rendered. Spıke ¬  02:02 12-Dec-09

December 2011

I live in Michigan and I think this article is really good. But I wrote the Euchre article so who knows if my opinion means anything... -DeathBySnowman (talk)

(one day later) Apparently not...that's OK. -DeathBySnowman (talk)