Talk:Cthulhu

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This thing really needs to be written in Lovecraft's style.

No kidding, mate. I added some Random Lovecraftian Words. I hope it helped.

I didn't get this bit: "Consuming the souls of mortals (at a constant of 1d10 people per round, apparently)". It seems to refer to some game, and should it perhaps be "1e10"? - though that would still be 1. Explanation: 1d10 is game terminology for 1 x (10 sided) dice. Another example is 2d6 = 2 x (6 sided )dice.

It is a reference to the Call of Cthulhu role-playing game:

Cthulhu Actor

Cthulhu as Davey Jones in Pirates of the Carribean 2

As You can see Cthulhu has a hobbie for acting in his off time. He starred in the film "Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man's Chest" and "Pirates of the Carribean 3: At Worlds End" as Davey Jones AND the Kraken. Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 16:22, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

"Beware the Kraken when he's attackin'!" lolz Dracopol 17:41, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Lovecraft

Could someone please edit the Lovecraft quote so it says "Lovecraft, Cthulhu's official biographer, on Cthulhu."? Thanks. KBKarma 13:05, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

Write The Lord Of Madness

UnNews:Ask Cthulhu

Cthulhu, the Lord of Madness whose coming signifies the end of days, answers questions on Sundays. He's not so bad, once he finishes destroying your spirit.

Write to him at askcthulhu@gmail.net

Oh, and say something interesting. Otherwise he'll ignore your sorry ass.

--Videshi 10:54, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm worried that that many senseless quotes will anger his unholiness, Mr T's I like the rest can go as far as I'm concerned --Smokes 08:18, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Cthulhu's wager

Haha, that Cthulhu's wager is awesome. Shows a small flaw in Pascals wager. But of course we all know that the flying spaghetti monster is the true God, so you had better put your bets on his noodly appendages! --– Preceding unsigned comment added by 145.97.201.67 (talk • contribs)

the mole picture is irrelevant--

Cthulhu template

The Cthulhu template innacurately refers to the Big C as being "greatest of the Old Ones" but he isn't an Old One. He's the High Priest of the Great Old Ones but he's nothing to do with the Old Ones as far as I'm aware so could somebody change this please. 86.130.126.207 11:52, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

catthulhutar!

Seeing the name of Cthulhu's cat, I just remembered, I have a picture of a squid-faced cat! must get it!

Someone please fit this in somewhere on the page.

ConMan 00:04, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Man!

This needs a cleanup. --~  20:29, January 29, 2011 (UTC)