Talk:Clamburger

Hey Shadowscythe. Need help? This article doesn't really make any sense to me... What is a clamburger?   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [6:29]>

Clamburgers are terribly disgusting food-related wads of gross that were probably invented by Australians. Since the construction of the three original Clamburgers in the mid-1800's, they have evolved into living creatures that prowl the earth in search of the will to live. Source: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Clamburger. Sir Skullthumper, KUN VFH YWG NotM LINK UotM GSA VotM FavPer - (Talk)

But seriously, listen to Cajek, he's a good writer 'n' shit. I'm just his drunkard friend that pops around now and again and knocks over the most expensive lamp in your house. SKULLTHUMPER

(Hi Skull! You can definitely help out if Shadowscythe wants me to!) Wikipedia says that "clamburgers" are "No page with that title exists. You can search again: Titles on Wikipedia are case sensitive, except for the first character; please check alternate capitalizations and consider adding a redirect here to the correct title. See all pages that begin with this prefix. See all pages within Wikipedia that link to this page. See Wikipedia:Searching for more search tips."   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [6:33]>

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NOWAIPLZDONTBANMAH   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [6:37]>

Both of you in in my office, now! ~ 09:28, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

In all honesty, I'm not entirely sure what a clamburger is myself. I assume it's like a hamburger but made with clam meat, like they say here. I'm all for getting some help, as I can't think of much more content to add at the moment. Although I'd like this article to remain un-profane, if I have any say on that, plzkthxbye Shadow Scythe 17:20, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

MORE content is NOT this article's problem.   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [17:21]>

Then I'm lost. What am I doing wrong? Am I just... not funny? Shadow Scythe 17:22, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

All right, let's go over this. Cajek - feel free to jump in any time:

• Too random. The mixture between Ausies, world war and desktops doesn't do it.
• There isn't a point. I mean - OK, it's a burger made of clam and it's there. So? What about it?
• That picture is a MS-Paint atrocity ;) You need a better one. You can ask one at UN:PIC.
• The article currently looks like a block of text, not enough spacing and sub headers.

How about you refine how it was found? A mad French chef who wanted to mix French fine cuisine with American trash food? Give some side effects to eating it? Put on some mock recipes? You can play a lot with this one. ~ 17:36, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, way way way too random. Get rid of any sentence that doesn't fit in with the title: any sentence that I would not expect from reading the title, in other words. Try to work off of Mordillo's ideas, maybe? I'm not sure what I would do with this one...   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [17:39]>

Hey Cajek! Imagine seeing you here! You never come visiting me anymore! ~ 17:41, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Are you that Mordillo guy everyone's been kvetching about?   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [17:44]>

Afraid so. How do you like my new sig? Too flashy? ~ 18:05, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Your new sig is a veritable holocaust of color! ...too soon?   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [18:19]>

• Okay, less random, that's fine.
• A point, huh? I thought encyclopedias (or mockeries thereof) were just there to explain what things are. But if you says so.
• Yeah, the picture sucks. I just threw it together in about three minutes to have at least something.
• I admit that blocks of text are a bit unfun to read. More spacing is easy, as are sub-headers.
• Shadow Scythe 18:50, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Get rid of anything that doesn't have to do with clamburgers, Shadow Scythe. If you want, I can delete stuff for you! I'm great at that.   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [2:10]>

I wanted a place to be outrageous and random about obscure topics. Most of my work thus far just got decimated, burnt, compacted, and paved over with the most opaque of cements. Bleh, maybe Uncyclopedia isn't for me. Shadow Scythe 05:28, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Way to go all of you, there's help and there's imposing yourself on other people (don't ban me please) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:39, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Aw, I'm sorry. I'll stop giving advice.   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [5:57]>

No, not that. It just the fact you kinda ripped out everything that guy did and now he doesn't like us :s --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:07, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm tempted to ban you

Go over the history of this issue, DJ, before handing out these kind of remarks. Shadow Scythe, I'm moving this issue to your talk page. ~ 09:01, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry. But I hope you see what I mean --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:24, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

What I see is that it was more than easy to delete it when the ICU expired rather than changing that to a rewrite tag. After that, the guy approached me for help, and Cajek, last time I checked, only has good intentions. ~ 09:27, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah I see that now but, quoting him Most of my work thus far just got decimated, burnt, compacted, and paved over with the most opaque of cements. Bleh, maybe Uncyclopedia isn't for me. is not what we want to hear from new members. If all else fails suggest to move it to his user space. I put an apology on Cajek's talk page --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:29, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh, please don't ban anyone Mordillo, it's okay. When Scythe comes back, let's be even more gentle in teaching him.   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [13:51]>

Look, someone here is going to be banned, I mean, we can't resolve it without a ban can we?! I mean, I only banned a gazillion ips last night...O_O ~ 16:47, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

But we settled this like adults... or near adults in the case of me. IPs are just 10 year olds hepped up on red cordial. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:56, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Alright alright.

I did some rewriting and removing. Better? Shadow Scythe 18:43, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

{imitating voice of the bullet turret from Portal} Are you still there? Shadow Scythe 05:54, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

They actually did that in Portal? I'll take a look. ~ 06:49, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Can I be promoted from rewrite:hard now? Shadow Scythe 05:57, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Removed it all together. Try to get some better pictures for it. It's still a bit random but it's better. ~ 11:38, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

{fireworks and cheers} Alright! Now, I'll get to making a better picture at some point soon. Like, one that isn't blatantly crummy. Shadow Scythe 22:59, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

You can ask for help here. ~ 06:13, 17 April 2008 (UTC)