Talk:Charles Darwin

Darwin speaks to me at night. . . he says "Kill the unfit! Kill the unfit!" So I brought the chainsaw of natural selection. . . but my friend, she says to me, "Kestrel, when we kill people it makes the policement flustered and stern." (Ad libbed from Queen of Wands.)

WTF?

This is most retarded page I've ever seen, this isn't even funny. This needs to be fixed.

Indeed I agree this page is absolute garbage, it could be funny if it was put together in a coherent way which I started to do but people are more interested in protecting their ideas than in making something funny and original. What can I say except that this whole website is doomed to extinction. Utter crap. Some bits are funny but it conflicts so many times that it's just looks like the pathetic whims of a 10-year-old.

Proof of Evolution

Chuck Norris evolves from Jesus

I object! The highest form of evolution is Chuck Norris because Jesus evolves into Chuck Norris, it says so on his Pokemon card. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:37, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

How to Make This Funnier!!!?

Right now, this article is crap. And not the good kind.There are some funny parts, but it conflicts a lot and isn't really funny. We've got really good material. How can we make this funny? --12.230.186.195 01:12, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

There's no "we" in "unregistered user". Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:16, September 28, 2009 (UTC)