Talk:Cassandra

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Rumors

Apollo really liked Cassandra a lot, but she wasn't much into him. Cassandra pissed off a lot of gods. And then proceeded to piss off a lot of Greeks. And Trojans. Vicious rumors about Cassandra are perpetrated by PW and LBC. Who happen to hate smartasses. Cassandra being a smartass would have, of course, irked some of Apollo's minions. Cassandra was very good in pissing off a lot of people. Also good at foretelling their doom. Which was a nice thing to have. Her and Catwoman are so much alike. Apollo should have known that he was dealing with a cat lady. Nacky (talk) 04:18, 15 March 2024 (UTC)