Talk:Carlow Crab
Please remake this page. please. I beg so much of one of you please just do this for me. Please! Please! Please restore this! i'm in tears i feel so horrible. Please! I will feel so relieved and so will some other people. just Please!
- If you want this page online so badly, why not put it on your own webspace? (And if you don't have any, it is easy to get.) Splaka 22:54, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I can't remember the episode list, and I will have to pay to get a webspace! Please! I just want to see my poor little page again!
- There are many free web hosts out there. And, if all you want is access to the contents of the page rather than the page restored, you should make that clear to Flammable (as it appears you are just asking for the page to be restored. Which maybe you are, but that probably won't work...) Splaka 00:33, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC) PS: To reiterate, this is an inappropriate place to put up something just for the sake of having it on the web, and most especially for the sake of saving it for posterity.
Please show the contents of the old page! Someone, Please!
- Geez. How did you create the page in the first place? --
Someone just show him the contents and we can get on with our lack-of-lives.Nevermind, he/she/it just vandalized the article page. (Although this page is becoming almost as entertaining as the deletion log). -Splaka Bur. SG CM 22:54, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)- I ain't never seen no Carlow Crab page so I won't comment on its sugary goodness or lack thereof. But if you wrote something that's worth a steaming pile of giraffe droppings, then you can write a better version the second time around. (On the other hand, if you didn't write the original, then you shouldn't have posted it.) And if you write something you think is utter unmitigated genius, you're an idiot not to save it to your local PC anyways. ~~OEJ
Please don't make comments sauying you can't find it! Please only respond if you have seen Carlow Crab!
- If you had asked nicely, followed my earlier advice even a little, and not FUCKING vandalized this and the article page, then maybe you'd have had a chance. Not anymore. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 01:23, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
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Please! I beg you! I need to see my poor page again! Please! I was so happy seeing that page! So happy I want to see it again now! Please just do this for me! Please! I want to please see that page!
Please don't torment me! Please, I'm sorry if I have done you wrong, but please, I have been much nicer to you than yuo have been to me! This matters much to me and you want everyone to be a happy viewer, I'm crying right now, you know, please please please!
Please listen to me fast! This will all be taken care of and I will be happy if yuo do this Please!
I will, if you give em an e-mail address to send it to. Otherwise I'm gonna ignore you.--Flammable CUN 03:08, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Would there be anything else in your response besides the page!
Do you mean that that wil be the rest that will be in it? If you will just show me the page in an e-mail, I will be happy to do this!
- Please don't take this to my talk page. I am not an admin, I couldn't do what you ask even if I wanted to and the pope's life depened on it. Thanks. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 03:12, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Oh for the love of - Flammable, email it to carlowcrab@gmail.com. Anonymous IP, you have a new gmail account. Email it to get the password.
- If he comes back, I will. Otherwise no. I'm thinking there's a good (read:evil) reason why he's doing this. I'll wait 'til tomorrow--Flammable CUN 03:36, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Will the e-mail just contain the contents of my page? If so, I will tell it to you immediately!
YES. Please don't post here again, though. Actually, you might have much better luck getting that up and running if you go here:ED--Flammable CUN 03:48, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
It's on its way--FlammableCUN 15:00, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
You guys are sooo mean :-p --Chronarion 15:23, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Don't You start with me--Flammable CUN 15:24, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I would pay good money to see this person showcased in some sort of circus freak venue. The only thing that's keeping me from laughing out loud is the disturbing thought that this person might not even be joking... --ComaVN 13:05, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Haha, this talk page is gold. I wish I had seen the original stuff involved. Someone should save it to someone's userspace, I want to see what the fuss is about. --User:Nintendorulez 18:46, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
- Here is a taste from the Characters section:
Jack Jerk aka. Carlow Crab (Master Of All Things Blarney): A geeky kid who hates his life when not Carlow Crab and enjoys it when it is. He is picked on by popular kids and does badly on his science homework. As a superhero he grabs villains and beats them up. He sometimes runs into Cork Crab.
- It is several pages of that, and episode lists, and other unfunny shit. --Splaka 05:36, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
- Actually, this moron apparently made his page at (gasp) ED, where it also got deleted, but here is the content before they changed it. The section Splaka wrote above is the same in this, so I assume its the original version. Beware, though, its so stupid and worthless that my eyes bled. Here tis: ED. Enjoy (or do exactly the opposite...) Sir C
Holla | CUN --02:16, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
- Wow. The user got so worked up over this crap? Oh, and I suggest we send ED a DMCA notice to remove stolen content. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 12:04, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
- Actually, this moron apparently made his page at (gasp) ED, where it also got deleted, but here is the content before they changed it. The section Splaka wrote above is the same in this, so I assume its the original version. Beware, though, its so stupid and worthless that my eyes bled. Here tis: ED. Enjoy (or do exactly the opposite...) Sir C
